| 🥇 | Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bastille Battalion control rig | 1 |
| #1173 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| 🥇 | Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | Daylight Shavings Helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber | 1 |
| 🥇 | Guzzlr tablet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Iunion Crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase | 1 |
| #1827 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Powerful Glove | 1 |
| 🥇 | Retrospecs | 1 |
| 🥇 | SongBoom™ BoomBox | 1 |
| 🥈 | adobe abacus | 4 |
| #7 | adobe abaya | 2 |
| #6 | adobe adze | 3 |
| #10 | adobe arsecover | 1 |
| #8 | adobe ascot | 2 |
| #5 | adobe ayam | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥇 | cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| 🥇 | diabolic pizza cube | 1 |
| #6 | embering hunk | 13 |
| 🥇 | familiar scrapbook | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #1710 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #10 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #15 | free-range mushroom | 12 |
| 🥇 | fresh coat of paint | 1 |
| 🥇 | genie bottle | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2125 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #1230 | hobo nickel | 3 |
| 🥇 | industrial fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | latte lovers member's mug | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #11 | stained glass spectacles | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #554 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #271 | worthless gewgaw | 23 |
| #286 | worthless knick-knack | 28 |
| #242 | worthless trinket | 23 |