| #1566 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #56 | Fudgie Roll | 5 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 7 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1585 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #652 | baconstone | 12 |
| #519 | bottle of Blank-Out | 12 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #862 | hamethyst | 9 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #1051 | hobo nickel | 21 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #177 | pack of pogs | 103 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #725 | porquoise | 10 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #77 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |