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| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #446 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #394 | NPZR chemistry set | 8 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #65 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 21 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1014 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #657 | brine | 27 |
| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #819 | dill | 37 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #72 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #614 | fudge lily | 4 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #891 | ghost cucumber | 41 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #293 | giant cactus quill | 2 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #984 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #78 | giant driftwood sculpture | 2 |
| #314 | giant foam finger | 6 |
| #98 | giant marshmallow | 4 |
| #447 | giant moxie weed | 4 |
| #587 | giant needle | 32 |
| #989 | giant pinky ring | 12 |
| #102 | green drunki-bear | 6 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #235 | hideous egg | 14 |
| #128 | red drunki-bear | 4 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #247 | spectral pickle | 66 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #2385 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #5207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #5738 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2225 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #4524 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4931 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5770 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #5806 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4951 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4901 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #1868 | stuffed key | 10 |
| #4271 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #2069 | stuffed mink | 11 |
| #2028 | stuffed monocle | 12 |
| #5345 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #3951 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #5353 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4401 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4306 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6283 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2226 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #2026 | stuffed tin of caviar | 12 |
| #1549 | stuffed treasure chest | 18 |
| #4901 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #1028 | sunken chest | 3 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #993 | towel | 6 |
| #61 | transporter transponder | 118 |
| #467 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #97 | yellow drunki-bear | 7 |