| #280 | "DRINK ME" potion | 67 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #245 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
| #203 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 11 |
| #1088 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #531 | Red Rover BB gun | 4 |
| #417 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #150 | pink clay bead | 134 |
| #267 | red class ring | 44 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #32 | ridiculous belt | 2 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #346 | s'more | 10 |
| #697 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #2151 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #2449 | stuffed Meat | 6 |
| #3190 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #4050 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #1685 | stuffed key | 14 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2734 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2022 | stuffed monocle | 12 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2549 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2562 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #82 | tommy gun | 2 |
| #60 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 3 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #152 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 4 |
| #47 | warbear chemistry lab | 4 |
| #42 | warbear drone codes | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #24 | warbear exhaust manifold | 7 |
| #22 | warbear exo-arm | 8 |
| #59 | warbear foil hat | 4 |
| #118 | warbear gyro | 2 |
| #106 | warbear gyrocopter | 9 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
| #72 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 3 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #30 | warbear metalworking primer | 26 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #70 | warbear oil pan | 3 |
| #46 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 18 |
| #41 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 23 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |