| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #129 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 9 |
| #29 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #259 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #50 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #70 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #50 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #290 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #39 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 357 |
| #9 | bottled day | 11 |
| #47 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #2818 | box of sunshine | 33 |
| #134 | breakfast mess | 16 |
| #74 | breakfast miracle | 4 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #44 | can of V-11 | 10 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #10 | dreaming Jung man | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #79 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #31 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #10 | gingerbread robot | 54 |
| #43 | mime soul fragment | 134 |
| #32 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #39 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #143 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #26 | petit 4.1 | 24 |
| #228 | plain brown wrapper | 2 |
| #228 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #51 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #117 | s'more | 427 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #82 | soul doorbell | 5 |
| #32 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #74 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #9 | spirit blanket | 27 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #99 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
| #45 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 118 |
| #7 | warbear auto-anvil | 12 |
| #5 | warbear badge | 38 |
| #160 | warbear battery | 18 |
| #138 | warbear bearserker mead | 2 |
| #149 | warbear bearserker potion | 9 |
| #18 | warbear beeping telegram | 46 |
| #143 | warbear blizzard mead | 2 |
| #10 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 25 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #12 | warbear drone assembler | 22 |
| #97 | warbear empathy chip | 7 |
| #21 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #7 | warbear energy bracers | 17 |
| #33 | warbear exhaust manifold | 6 |
| #5 | warbear exo-arm | 24 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #26 | warbear feasting mead | 22 |
| #5 | warbear foil hat | 12 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #16 | warbear gyrocopter | 36 |
| #48 | warbear helm fragment | 105 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| #27 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 35 |
| #168 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #5 | warbear laser beacon | 19 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #46 | warbear metalworking primer | 19 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #119 | warbear officer requisition box | 5 |
| 🥉 | warbear oil pan | 40 |
| #14 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 47 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #29 | warbear requisition box | 156 |
| #10 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 60 |
| #125 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 10 |
| #23 | warbear soda machine assembler | 19 |
| #88 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #100 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 4 |
| #42 | warbear trouser fragment | 119 |
| #244 | warbear wardance potion | 2 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #21 | warbear whosit | 8,297 |