| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #130 | Cloaca Cola Polar | 9 |
| #30 | Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #55 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #18 | Thor's Pliers | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #10 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 1 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #9 | avatar of the Unconscious Collective | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #39 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 357 |
| #9 | bottled day | 11 |
| #48 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #2814 | box of sunshine | 33 |
| #132 | breakfast mess | 16 |
| #74 | breakfast miracle | 4 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #41 | can of V-11 | 10 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #10 | dreaming Jung man | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #10 | gingerbread robot | 54 |
| #43 | mime soul fragment | 134 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #140 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #26 | petit 4.1 | 24 |
| #230 | plain brown wrapper | 2 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #50 | recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto | 1 |
| #117 | s'more | 427 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #82 | soul doorbell | 5 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #73 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #9 | spirit blanket | 27 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #100 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
| #46 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 118 |
| #7 | warbear auto-anvil | 12 |
| #5 | warbear badge | 38 |
| #162 | warbear battery | 18 |
| #139 | warbear bearserker mead | 2 |
| #149 | warbear bearserker potion | 9 |
| #18 | warbear beeping telegram | 46 |
| #142 | warbear blizzard mead | 2 |
| #10 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 25 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #13 | warbear drone assembler | 22 |
| #97 | warbear empathy chip | 7 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #7 | warbear energy bracers | 17 |
| #33 | warbear exhaust manifold | 6 |
| #5 | warbear exo-arm | 24 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #26 | warbear feasting mead | 22 |
| #5 | warbear foil hat | 12 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #16 | warbear gyrocopter | 36 |
| #48 | warbear helm fragment | 105 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| #28 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 35 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #5 | warbear laser beacon | 19 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #46 | warbear metalworking primer | 19 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #120 | warbear officer requisition box | 5 |
| 🥉 | warbear oil pan | 40 |
| #14 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 47 |
| #87 | warbear rejuvenation potion | 1 |
| #30 | warbear requisition box | 156 |
| #10 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 60 |
| #125 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 10 |
| #24 | warbear soda machine assembler | 19 |
| #87 | warbear superpotion | 1 |
| #99 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 4 |
| #43 | warbear trouser fragment | 119 |
| #245 | warbear wardance potion | 2 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| #23 | warbear whosit | 8,297 |