| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #140 | Frogade | 3 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #154 | Hell broth | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #2027 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 9 |
| #2163 | Rock Pops | 7 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #60 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #207 | Tiger-lily's milk | 5 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1093 | Trollhouse cookies | 4 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #198 | bottle of realpagne | 2 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #538 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #165 | crusty hula hoop | 2 |
| #299 | cup of primitive beer | 5 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #437 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #663 | dirty hobo gloves | 11 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #702 | dwarf bread | 5 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #652 | fancy bath salts | 6 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #136 | fancy schmancy cheese sauce | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1138 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #409 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 2 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #287 | forest tears | 2 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #566 | funky dried mushroom | 5 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #196 | glass of baboon milk | 4 |
| #700 | goat cheese pizza | 3 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #35 | hair of the calf | 8 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #508 | hot date | 4 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #180 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #145 | king cookie | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #355 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 5 |
| #104 | lemon popsicle | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #79 | liver popsicle | 3 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #318 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #798 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #512 | quantum taco | 15 |
| #65 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #710 | royal jelly | 3 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #39 | rusty diving helmet | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #319 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #447 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #232 | slug of rum | 1 |
| #225 | slug of shochu | 1 |
| #201 | slug of vodka | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #425 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3417 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4923 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5320 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #417 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 12 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #90 | white chocolate chip brownies | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |