| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #617 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 8 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 21 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 26 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #54 | black candygram | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #4348 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #121 | burnt flower | 143 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #1000 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #42 | green candygram | 22 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #53 | lavender candygram | 15 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #138 | orange candygram | 6 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #51 | pink candygram | 20 |
| #785 | pretty flower | 50 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #816 | ridiculous sandwich | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #785 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #975 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #570 | spectral pickle | 17 |
| #247 | stick of "gum" | 8 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #1304 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 29 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #973 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 49 |
| #972 | stuffed Meat | 47 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #828 | stuffed angry cow | 57 |
| #1672 | stuffed astral badger | 31 |
| #921 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 54 |
| #576 | stuffed can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1285 | stuffed cocoabo | 38 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1098 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 46 |
| #901 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 54 |
| #499 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1211 | stuffed hand turkey | 42 |
| #580 | stuffed key | 99 |
| #1430 | stuffed mind flayer | 36 |
| #744 | stuffed mink | 63 |
| #699 | stuffed monocle | 68 |
| #844 | stuffed ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1101 | stuffed scary death orb | 46 |
| #1132 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 44 |
| #1075 | stuffed snowy owl | 45 |
| #1059 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 48 |
| #133 | stuffed stab bat | 2 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1076 | stuffed teddy butler | 41 |
| #756 | stuffed tin of caviar | 63 |
| #488 | stuffed treasure chest | 118 |
| #1209 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 42 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #47 | white candygram | 21 |
| #60 | yellow candygram | 38 |