| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| 🥇 | Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring) | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #804 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 15 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #982 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #97 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 6 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #30 | Chroner | 2,808 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #699 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #397 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 11 |
| #1403 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #15 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | SongBoom™ BoomBox | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #119 | bunny liver | 79 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1301 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #689 | festive sausage | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #623 | filthy lucre | 60 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #21 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #367 | hobo nickel | 741 |
| #627 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #65 | old sweatpants | 943 |
| #226 | ornate picture frame | 6 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #196 | s'more | 108 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #1550 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #5 | stinky fannypack | 3 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #687 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |