| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #237 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,625 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #581 | FDKOL commendation | 93 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1462 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 15 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #141 | brilliant oyster egg | 3 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1242 | duct tape | 13 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1052 | empty agua de vida bottle | 12 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #165 | gleaming oyster egg | 2 |
| #182 | glistening oyster egg | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #113 | lustrous oyster egg | 4 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #117 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 5 |
| #1141 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #426 | old sweatpants | 171 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #41 | puppet strings | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |