| #537 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 9 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #332 | Workytime Tea | 6 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #235 | chocolate bath ball | 4 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #163 | incense bath ball | 6 |
| #689 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #190 | star staff | 2 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #2376 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #2004 | stuffed Meat | 12 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #2061 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #1036 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #1800 | stuffed mink | 16 |
| #1911 | stuffed monocle | 14 |
| #2140 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #1905 | stuffed tin of caviar | 14 |
| #2109 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1181 | useless powder | 24 |
| #990 | valuable trinket | 54 |