| #537 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 9 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #330 | Workytime Tea | 6 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #518 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #233 | chocolate bath ball | 4 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #163 | incense bath ball | 6 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #146 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #190 | star staff | 2 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #2385 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #2008 | stuffed Meat | 12 |
| #1169 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #2067 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #1037 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #1801 | stuffed mink | 16 |
| #1917 | stuffed monocle | 14 |
| #2142 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #1907 | stuffed tin of caviar | 14 |
| #2115 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1180 | useless powder | 24 |
| #989 | valuable trinket | 54 |