| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #824 | CRIMBCO scrip | 110 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #822 | Schrödinger's thermos | 5 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #423 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #535 | antique record album | 4 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #296 | bag of bones | 6 |
| #622 | bone chips | 13 |
| #294 | duct tape | 138 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #11 | paperclip | 4,378 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #18 | star spatula | 25 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5284 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #4625 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4308 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #395 | stuffed ninja snowman | 11 |
| #4050 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5327 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |