| #273 | BRICKO brick | 204 |
| #270 | BRICKO eye brick | 68 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #126 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 13 |
| #129 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 11 |
| #140 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 6 |
| #132 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 6 |
| #162 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 5 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #577 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 3 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #395 | ammonite fossil | 11 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #654 | asbestos ore | 7 |
| #1108 | awful poetry journal | 21 |
| #447 | baconstone | 18 |
| #325 | bananagate | 21 |
| #472 | beer lens | 3 |
| #129 | black label | 3 |
| #522 | black pudding | 2 |
| #186 | blank fudge mold | 2 |
| #441 | booty chest charrrm | 9 |
| #498 | bubblewrap ore | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #399 | chrome ore | 12 |
| #592 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 3 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #780 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 5 |
| #883 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 3 |
| #748 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 6 |
| #798 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 5 |
| #904 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 2 |
| #63 | equal sign | 3 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1440 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #450 | frigid fudgepuck | 5 |
| #532 | fudge lily | 6 |
| #551 | fudgecule | 1,296 |
| #161 | giant candy cane | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #47 | green drunki-bear | 27 |
| #318 | green gummi ingot | 104 |
| #526 | grumpy old man charrrm | 2 |
| #43 | gummi ammonite | 6 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #580 | hamethyst | 14 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1291 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #307 | kumquartz | 21 |
| #117 | left parenthesis | 7 |
| #625 | linoleum ore | 4 |
| #702 | lollipop stick | 13 |
| #207 | lump of diamond | 16 |
| #230 | lunar isotope | 52 |
| #439 | pack of pogs | 44 |
| #524 | pearidot | 9 |
| #60 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #98 | percent sign | 5 |
| #109 | popsicle stick | 24 |
| #431 | porquoise | 18 |
| #1054 | radium-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #719 | red class ring | 7 |
| #42 | red drunki-bear | 29 |
| #319 | red gummi ingot | 104 |
| #169 | rum barrel charrrm | 10 |
| #722 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #496 | stone of eXtreme power | 18 |
| #354 | strawberyl | 19 |
| #439 | sucker scaffold | 16 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #355 | tarrrnish charrrm | 5 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #321 | tourmalime | 21 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #386 | trilobite fossil | 11 |
| #1057 | useless powder | 36 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #807 | white class ring | 4 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #53 | yellow drunki-bear | 19 |
| #307 | yellow gummi ingot | 108 |