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| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #737 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #658 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #930 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #125 | boulder | 18 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1504 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #139 | fat bottom quark | 15 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #796 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #273 | pat-a-cake pendant | 4 |
| #753 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #166 | raisin | 3 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #414 | red striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #632 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 4 |
| #1917 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #307 | spaghetti cult mask | 2 |
| #325 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #496 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #147 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 16 |