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| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #2028 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #126 | boulder | 18 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1505 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1440 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #140 | fat bottom quark | 15 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1203 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2517 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #274 | pat-a-cake pendant | 4 |
| #755 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #166 | raisin | 3 |
| #1405 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #414 | red striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #632 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 4 |
| #1918 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #308 | spaghetti cult mask | 2 |
| #328 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #2992 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #497 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #148 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 16 |