| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #60 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 1 |
| #15 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #162 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |