| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 8 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #582 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #520 | handful of confetti | 77 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #241 | popsicle stick | 4 |
| #436 | pretty flower | 252 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #424 | useless powder | 310 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |