| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #209 | gyroscope | 14 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #1448 | monomolecular yo-yo | 6 |
| #375 | negative lump | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #310 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #47 | tobiko pocky | 4 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #83 | warbear bearserker potion | 22 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #234 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 4 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #284 | warbear requisition box | 6 |
| #65 | warbear whosit | 3,606 |