| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #568 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #1616 | Angry Farmer candy | 7 |
| #148 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 6 |
| #237 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 4 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #183 | BGE shotglass | 30 |
| #308 | BGE temporary tattoo | 3 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #307 | CRIMBCO mug | 47 |
| #151 | CRIMBCO wine | 48 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #549 | Cold Hots candy | 8 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1200 | Daffy Taffy | 16 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #777 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 3 |
| #83 | Mon Tiki | 26 |
| #1637 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 17 |
| #1392 | Rock Pops | 26 |
| #458 | SPF 451 lip balm | 4 |
| #709 | Senior Mints | 5 |
| #365 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 32 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #480 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 6 |
| #1080 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 19 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #400 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 3 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1000 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #1194 | Yummy Tummy bean | 124 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1151 | abominable snowcone | 3 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #272 | banana peel | 17 |
| #735 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #431 | bottle of Blank-Out | 20 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1994 | box of sunshine | 68 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #591 | can of spinach | 3 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1128 | candied yams | 7 |
| #1063 | candy cane | 32 |
| #180 | candy skeleton | 3 |
| #487 | chocolate cigar | 2 |
| #120 | chocolate disco ball | 8 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #699 | crazy little Turkish delight | 5 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #533 | eggnog | 33 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #1513 | fruitcake | 9 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #25 | gimlet | 68 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #303 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #611 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #795 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #422 | marzipan skull | 24 |
| #570 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #357 | paperclip | 126 |
| #799 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #123 | prussian cathouse | 10 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #111 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #702 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #85 | teqiwila slammer | 10 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |