| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #19 | Bal-musette accordion | 2 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #160 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #23 | Cajun accordion | 2 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbo Credit | 139 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #238 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 5 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| #184 | Crimbot battery | 5 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 14 |
| #122 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 4 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #149 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 3 |
| #143 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 3 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 5 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #95 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 6 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #275 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 9 |
| #96 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 5 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #235 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 11 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 8 |
| #87 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 5 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #184 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 19 |
| #79 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 7 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 10 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #200 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 16 |
| #241 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 4 |
| #250 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 10 |
| #126 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 4 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #109 | Necbro wafers | 3 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #348 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 39 |
| #385 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 33 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #480 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 20 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #38 | The Cooler Out of Space | 66 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #52 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #98 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 57 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #16 | beautiful rainbow | 12 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #28 | boiling seal blood | 35 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #65 | can of V-11 | 7 |
| #91 | carton of rotten eggs | 63 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #17 | cold seal sweat | 102 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #199 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 4 |
| #190 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 4 |
| #222 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 3 |
| #153 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 7 |
| #137 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 9 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #197 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 4 |
| #225 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 3 |
| #143 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 8 |
| #202 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 4 |
| #176 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 5 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #174 | electrical thingamabob | 73 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #80 | fitness wristband | 3 |
| #35 | flask of mining oil | 213 |
| #8 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1,217 |
| #119 | foetid seal tear | 52 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #16 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #107 | plastic ingot | 164 |
| #505 | press-on ribs | 2 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #8 | scabrous seal epaulets | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #97 | security flashlight | 19 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #99 | slingshot | 18 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #142 | spirit gum | 25 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #159 | spray paint | 39 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #109 | sturdy cane | 13 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #300 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #226 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #607 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #762 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #176 | unused walkie-talkie | 3 |
| #60 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 3 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #248 | warbear beeping telegram | 5 |
| #33 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 13 |
| #47 | warbear chemistry lab | 4 |
| #65 | warbear drone assembler | 9 |
| #36 | warbear empathy chip | 13 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #84 | warbear foil hat | 3 |
| #90 | warbear gyrocopter | 10 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #118 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 2 |
| #124 | warbear laser beacon | 2 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #163 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 8 |
| #176 | warbear requisition box | 24 |
| #236 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 5 |
| #246 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 5 |
| #109 | warbear soda machine assembler | 5 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #64 | wriggling severed nose | 2 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |