| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Lazybones™ recliner | 1 |
| #33 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 699 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #198 | Piddles | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 12 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #1240 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #22 | White Citadel fries | 264 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #74 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #153 | bottle of vodka | 221 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #487 | chocolate cigar | 2 |
| #131 | chocolate disco ball | 6 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #202 | cob of corn | 1 |
| #6 | cold mashed potatoes | 1,309 |
| #813 | dense meat stack | 10 |
| #259 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #779 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #369 | frozen Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #86 | giant penguin keychain | 13 |
| #1010 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #860 | lavender candy heart | 4 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #295 | long-stemmed rose | 6 |
| #217 | love song of disturbing obsession | 11 |
| #143 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #849 | orange candy heart | 6 |
| #100 | orange popsicle | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #33 | potato pistol | 5 |
| #18 | potato sprout | 67 |
| #78 | poutine | 175 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1252 | pretty flower | 10 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #29 | s'more | 4,105 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #783 | stick | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7 | t8r tots | 14,819 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #600 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 28 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #597 | white candy heart | 18 |
| #1611 | whoopie cushion | 4 |
| #990 | yellow candy heart | 5 |