| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |