| #33 | BRAINS shorts | 40 |
| #57 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 41 |
| #77 | Blood Light | 46 |
| #133 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 13 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #136 | CRIMBCO mug | 112 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #288 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #713 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
| #35 | Ecto-Cooler | 29 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #109 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 48 |
| #23 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 65 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #913 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #814 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #67 | Nightstalker perfume | 43 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #224 | Silver Bullet beer | 11 |
| #480 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 6 |
| #20 | The Cooler Out of Space | 101 |
| #383 | The Joy of Wassailing | 9 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #119 | baggie of powdered sugar | 260 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #602 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #312 | bindlestocking | 9 |
| #51 | bite-me-red lipstick | 267 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #119 | chainsaw chain | 7 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #72 | cursed scrunchie | 17 |
| #78 | drum of pomade | 17 |
| #12 | elven magi-pack | 11,000 |
| #13 | elven medi-pack | 12,000 |
| #19 | extra-see-thru nightie | 29 |
| #40 | extremely skinny jeans | 18 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #137 | funhouse mirror | 7 |
| #19 | ghost protocol | 29 |
| #238 | ghost trap | 5 |
| #53 | ghostly body paint | 67 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #450 | motivational poster | 10 |
| #36 | necrotizing body spray | 161 |
| #29 | paperclip | 1,504 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #82 | portable photocopier | 75 |
| #114 | press-on ribs | 62 |
| #49 | resolution: be feistier | 439 |
| #48 | resolution: be luckier | 63 |
| #45 | resolution: be smarter | 411 |
| #39 | resolution: be stronger | 443 |
| #133 | silver shotgun shell | 3 |
| #316 | sleeping stocking | 9 |
| #436 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #26 | sorority brain | 50 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #7 | soul doorbell | 70 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #56 | throwing bone | 17 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #122 | whisker pencil | 73 |