| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #90 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 24 |
| #1231 | Daffy Taffy | 15 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #92 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 20 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #738 | asbestos ore | 5 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #332 | beer lens | 6 |
| #773 | big red clown nose | 3 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #513 | bottle of goofballs | 50 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #97 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #88 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 54 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #877 | cranberries | 7 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #311 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #208 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #300 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #304 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #134 | dusty left first rib | 3 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #301 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #320 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #143 | dusty left ulna | 3 |
| #279 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #145 | dusty right eighth rib | 3 |
| #209 | dusty right fifth rib | 2 |
| #191 | dusty right first front claw | 2 |
| #286 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #311 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #199 | dusty right third rear claw | 2 |
| #199 | dusty right thumb | 2 |
| #299 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #188 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #294 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #308 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #195 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #292 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #379 | grapefruit | 13 |
| #559 | grapes | 6 |
| #847 | green candy heart | 4 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #907 | lemon | 9 |
| #1742 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #599 | olive | 6 |
| #776 | orange | 3 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #714 | papaya | 8 |
| #201 | pine tar | 3 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #345 | pixellated candy heart | 46 |
| #385 | portable corkscrew | 18 |
| #281 | poultrygeist | 2 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #852 | tomato | 8 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |