| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #987 | 33398 scroll | 3 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #91 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 24 |
| #1231 | Daffy Taffy | 15 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #94 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 20 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #743 | asbestos ore | 5 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1719 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #334 | beer lens | 6 |
| #775 | big red clown nose | 3 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #516 | bottle of goofballs | 50 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #96 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #88 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 54 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #880 | cranberries | 7 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #209 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #301 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left eleventh rib | 1 |
| #307 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #323 | dusty left first rear claw | 1 |
| #135 | dusty left first rib | 3 |
| #296 | dusty left fourth front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #300 | dusty left second rear claw | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left second rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #306 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #144 | dusty left ulna | 3 |
| #283 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #146 | dusty right eighth rib | 3 |
| #209 | dusty right fifth rib | 2 |
| #191 | dusty right first front claw | 2 |
| #288 | dusty right fourth rib | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right second front claw | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #199 | dusty right third rear claw | 2 |
| #200 | dusty right thumb | 2 |
| #302 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #189 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #196 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #294 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #378 | grapefruit | 13 |
| #559 | grapes | 6 |
| #845 | green candy heart | 4 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #905 | lemon | 9 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #601 | olive | 6 |
| #777 | orange | 3 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #715 | papaya | 8 |
| #201 | pine tar | 3 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #346 | pixellated candy heart | 46 |
| #386 | portable corkscrew | 18 |
| #280 | poultrygeist | 2 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #853 | tomato | 8 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |