| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #297 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #310 | Frosty's frosty mug | 5 |
| #230 | Hodgman's blanket | 6 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #292 | Instant Karma | 29 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 8 |
| #259 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 6 |
| #194 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 4 |
| #286 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 5 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #291 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 5 |
| #195 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 10 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #248 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 6 |
| #109 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 15 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 5 |
| #152 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 12 |
| #130 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 13 |
| #200 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 10 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #34 | Wrecked Generator | 10 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #858 | baggie of powdered sugar | 8 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #296 | distilled fortified wine | 9 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #277 | extra-greasy slider | 8 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #375 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #71 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #313 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 6 |
| #25 | jar of squeeze | 22 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #46 | pumpkin | 95 |
| #220 | pumpkin beer | 2 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #160 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 7 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #108 | voodoo snuff | 14 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |