| #23 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #349 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 7 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #160 | Crimbuck | 4,251 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #35 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #1289 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #144 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #82 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #128 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 70 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1231 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #23 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 2 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #108 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #46 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #48 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #1127 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #1833 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #1051 | box of sunshine | 222 |
| #133 | broken cellular phone | 52 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #98 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #187 | dwarf bread | 26 |
| #5 | emo roe | 1 |
| #1117 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #170 | fez of etymology | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| 🥇 | infernal insoles | 8,577 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #943 | mafia aria | 15 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #456 | pixellated candy heart | 32 |
| #94 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #488 | red plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #866 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| 🥉 | silk garter snake | 1 |
| 🥈 | solid gold pegleg | 6,473 |
| #36 | stone of eXtreme power | 451 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #676 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |