| #60 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 10 |
| #136 | Ancient Protector Soda | 2 |
| #41 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 5 |
| #842 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #69 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 4 |
| #75 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 4 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #1370 | Crown of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #1655 | Daffy Taffy | 5 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #191 | Effermint™ tablets | 7 |
| #49 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 3 |
| #54 | Glo-Pop | 3 |
| #51 | Good 'n' Quiet | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #997 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
| #243 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 3 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #118 | Moonds | 1 |
| #2455 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #98 | Mysterious Black Box | 14 |
| #96 | Mysterious Blue Box | 16 |
| #92 | Mysterious Green Box | 20 |
| #88 | Mysterious Red Box | 20 |
| #425 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 14 |
| #299 | PEEZ dispenser | 6 |
| #45 | Party-in-a-Can™ | 3 |
| #51 | Prunets | 2 |
| #111 | Red Army camouflage kit | 3 |
| #16 | Red Fox glove | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #311 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 2 |
| #30 | Spant eggs | 3 |
| #39 | Spechunky bar | 3 |
| #33 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 8 |
| #39 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 6 |
| #27 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 10 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #29 | TRIO cup of beer | 6 |
| #66 | Texas tea | 4 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #121 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #2581 | Yummy Tummy bean | 8 |
| #52 | abstraction: certainty | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #116 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #2547 | badass belt | 19 |
| #324 | bag of W&Ws | 2 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #810 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #513 | blue striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #1727 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #326 | commemorative war stein | 82 |
| #124 | conjured ice cream | 1 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #66 | crude crudités | 3 |
| #60 | cute mushroom | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1131 | disco ball | 10 |
| #1121 | disco mask | 8 |
| #89 | disposable lighter | 4 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #198 | eldritch effluvium | 113 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #50 | eyebrow lifter | 4 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #121 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #90 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #79 | giant penguin keychain | 15 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #139 | green rocket | 5 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #29 | heart cozy | 28 |
| #1210 | helmet turtle | 10 |
| #1007 | herb brownies | 3 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #118 | leather glove | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #165 | magnificent oyster egg | 2 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #72 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 3 |
| #138 | oil of expertise | 4 |
| #143 | oil of slipperiness | 3 |
| #216 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #169 | page of the Necrohobocon | 1 |
| #55 | party balloon | 6 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #53 | party platter for one | 3 |
| #195 | pearlescent oyster egg | 2 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #30 | personal graffiti kit | 18 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #146 | potion of potency | 3 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #394 | prismatic wad | 2 |
| #119 | programmable turtle | 3 |
| #528 | puce plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | pygmy witchhazel | 4 |
| #103 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #68 | roll of meat | 3 |
| #120 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
| #1188 | saucepan | 9 |
| #1036 | seal-clubbing club | 10 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #123 | spooky gravy fairy warlock hat | 3 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #164 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 2 |
| #2070 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #3578 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3811 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #1254 | stuffed key | 29 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #2004 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #1040 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 20 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2385 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2153 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| #1127 | stuffed treasure chest | 37 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #40 | tonic o' Banderas | 1 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #1293 | turtle totem | 8 |
| #365 | urinal cake | 5 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #90 | wind-up owl | 4 |
| #133 | wind-up vampire teeth | 2 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |