| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #53 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 4 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #266 | CRIMBCO mug | 53 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #423 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #40 | battered Crimbo Crate | 555 |
| #90 | bone chips | 252 |
| #131 | bottle of Blank-Out | 125 |
| #352 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #185 | chocolate cigar | 10 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #189 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #62 | gingerbread house | 8 |
| #1489 | herringcello | 11 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #286 | llama lama gong | 5 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #511 | paperclip | 75 |
| #178 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| #182 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 106 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #657 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |