| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #609 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #1405 | BGE shotglass | 2 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #148 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 4 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #1052 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #780 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #603 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #518 | battered Crimbo Crate | 20 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #313 | bottle of Blank-Out | 38 |
| #855 | candy cane | 42 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #595 | colorful plastic ball | 4 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #213 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #206 | fossilized bat skull | 3 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #161 | fossilized limb | 70 |
| #88 | fossilized serpent skull | 10 |
| #271 | fossilized spike | 16 |
| #113 | fossilized spine | 19 |
| #124 | fossilized torso | 51 |
| #125 | fossilized wing | 35 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #2003 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #109 | holiday log | 2 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #24 | kneecapping stick | 1,036 |
| #1421 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #500 | motivational poster | 9 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #51 | paperclip | 1,011 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #494 | slow jam collection | 9 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |