| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #211 | Cold Hots candy | 45 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #631 | Dolphin King's crown | 7 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1624 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #246 | Monstar energy beverage | 24 |
| #914 | Mountain Stream soda | 2 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #239 | bargain flash powder | 2 |
| #89 | black belt | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #120 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 30 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #295 | cardboard wakizashi | 8 |
| #258 | chintzy turtle brooch | 3 |
| #323 | chopsticks | 12 |
| #248 | cold ninja mask | 15 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #552 | flaming talons | 7 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #114 | frigid hankyΕ« | 6 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #302 | frozen nunchaku | 10 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #242 | goat cheese pizza | 44 |
| #138 | guard turtle shell | 20 |
| #172 | hedgeturtle | 4 |
| #1502 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #696 | hot wing | 35 |
| #399 | icy katana hilt | 6 |
| #164 | icy-hot katana | 5 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #64 | mushroom pizza | 50 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #588 | ninja hot pants | 3 |
| #313 | ninja mop | 6 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #323 | pair of bolt cutters | 8 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #218 | plain pizza | 12 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #331 | rice bowl | 5 |
| #971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #299 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 7 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #146 | sausage pizza | 16 |
| π₯ | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| π₯ | snow pants | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #314 | stuffed ninja snowman | 16 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #160 | third-hand nunchaku | 2 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #416 | tiny ninja sword | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #1544 | turtle totem | 3 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #132 | turtlemail bits | 22 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #386 | unidentified jerky | 17 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |