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| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #11 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 2 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #107 | Chroner | 937 |
| #198 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 5 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #7 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 2 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #191 | Freddy Kruegerand | 13 |
| #112 | FunFunds™ | 9 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #198 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #393 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 12 |
| #2315 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #81 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 160 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #669 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #32 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 8 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #156 | bunny liver | 61 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #129 | crystalline cheer | 824 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #682 | empty agua de vida bottle | 134 |
| #26 | fat loot token | 194 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1646 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #21 | gloomy black mushroom | 480 |
| #262 | green clay bead | 42 |
| #3136 | grue egg | 5 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #10 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 2 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #150 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #39 | miming beret | 2 |
| #41 | miming boots | 2 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #22 | miming shirt | 4 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #432 | old sweatpants | 167 |
| #40 | ornate picture frame | 84 |
| #211 | pink clay bead | 93 |
| #267 | purple clay bead | 13 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |