| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #7 | Brand of Violence | 2 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #62 | Chroner | 1,422 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #220 | Freddy Kruegerand | 6 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #167 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| #225 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 5 |
| #223 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 5 |
| #4 | Girdle of Hatred | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #364 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 19 |
| #2315 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 125 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥉 | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #42 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #160 | bunny liver | 60 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #20 | crystalline cheer | 6,824 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #694 | empty agua de vida bottle | 128 |
| #25 | fat loot token | 195 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #69 | gloomy black mushroom | 70 |
| #155 | green clay bead | 80 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1219 | hobo nickel | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #509 | old sweatpants | 131 |
| #98 | ornate picture frame | 30 |
| #171 | pink clay bead | 120 |
| #146 | purple clay bead | 31 |
| #92 | raffle prize box | 4 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |