| #1118 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #966 | 8-ball | 13 |
| #777 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #142 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 9 |
| #88 | BRICKO brick | 5,312 |
| #314 | BRICKO eye brick | 24 |
| #70 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO pearl | 5 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #762 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #54 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1042 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #586 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #77 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #273 | Hollandaise helmet | 12 |
| #935 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #202 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 24 |
| #455 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #24 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 3 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #13 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 3 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #25 | Oscus's pelt | 3 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #695 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #443 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #446 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #409 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 5 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #551 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #494 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #458 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #116 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 145 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #1972 | badass belt | 27 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #384 | black pixel | 55 |
| #568 | black snake skin | 5 |
| #645 | bottle of Blank-Out | 6 |
| #122 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 12 |
| #6712 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #817 | bum cheek | 4 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #823 | chef's hat | 3 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #529 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #998 | disco mask | 11 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #721 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1310 | helmet turtle | 8 |
| #52 | hideous egg | 26 |
| #72 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #145 | king cookie | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #308 | mariachi hat | 8 |
| #95 | oriole-feather headdress | 12 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #615 | ravioli hat | 28 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1175 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #648 | seal-skull helmet | 9 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #304 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1522 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #989 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #2238 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #2472 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #1096 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2010 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #2016 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #379 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 26 |
| #456 | viking helmet | 18 |