| #1116 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #962 | 8-ball | 13 |
| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #141 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 9 |
| #88 | BRICKO brick | 5,312 |
| #313 | BRICKO eye brick | 24 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #60 | BRICKO ooze | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO pearl | 5 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #759 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #270 | Hollandaise helmet | 12 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #201 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 24 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #23 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 3 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #13 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 3 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #25 | Oscus's pelt | 3 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #445 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #409 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 5 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #550 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #457 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #116 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 145 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #1974 | badass belt | 27 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #381 | black pixel | 55 |
| #569 | black snake skin | 5 |
| #645 | bottle of Blank-Out | 6 |
| #122 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 12 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #815 | bum cheek | 4 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #825 | chef's hat | 3 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #993 | disco mask | 11 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #719 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1303 | helmet turtle | 8 |
| #52 | hideous egg | 26 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #144 | king cookie | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #302 | mariachi hat | 8 |
| #95 | oriole-feather headdress | 12 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #612 | ravioli hat | 28 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1173 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #642 | seal-skull helmet | 9 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #305 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 8 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 13 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1419 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #378 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 26 |
| #455 | viking helmet | 18 |