| #1352 | Angry Farmer candy | 14 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #137 | Crimbo fudge | 190 |
| #132 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 179 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #841 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 10 |
| #330 | Mohawk wig | 31 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #665 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 23 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #382 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 36 |
| #293 | armgun | 6 |
| #1296 | awful poetry journal | 11 |
| #140 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #29 | bindle of joy | 4 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1103 | chaos butterfly | 26 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1048 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #197 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 443 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1453 | disturbing fanfic | 7 |
| #951 | furry fur | 17 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #756 | heavy D | 19 |
| #17 | less-than-three-shaped box | 34 |
| #203 | magilaser blastercannon | 15 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #262 | metallic A | 175 |
| #150 | ocarina of space | 22 |
| #778 | original G | 15 |
| #281 | oversized pizza cutter | 26 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #358 | phonics down | 200 |
| #191 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 185 |
| #149 | plain brown wrapper | 5 |
| #792 | plot hole | 34 |
| #769 | probability potion | 14 |
| #767 | procrastination potion | 16 |
| #442 | ridiculously huge sword | 22 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #392 | scroll of drastic healing | 173 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #364 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 348 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #4574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #613 | super-spiky hair gel | 81 |
| #965 | thin black candle | 38 |
| #353 | tiny house | 569 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #339 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 20 |
| #327 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 20 |
| #320 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 13 |
| #351 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 12 |
| #231 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 26 |
| #239 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 16 |
| #287 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 14 |
| #194 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 69 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 83 |
| #114 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 65 |
| #154 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 15 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #265 | tiny plastic G Imp | 23 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 27 |
| #391 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 17 |
| #437 | tiny plastic Hellion | 16 |
| #274 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 23 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 19 |
| #311 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 20 |
| #248 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 25 |
| #408 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 17 |
| #189 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 32 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 16 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 28 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #325 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 19 |
| #305 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 21 |
| #276 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 15 |
| #425 | tiny plastic The Man | 10 |
| #380 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 18 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 23 |
| #186 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 33 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #230 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 28 |
| #178 | tiny plastic angry goat | 79 |
| #319 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 20 |
| #258 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 25 |
| #197 | tiny plastic astronomer | 32 |
| #100 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 122 |
| #164 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 86 |
| #175 | tiny plastic beanbat | 34 |
| #104 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 25 |
| #91 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 141 |
| #310 | tiny plastic blooper | 21 |
| #265 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 24 |
| #252 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 24 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 92 |
| #90 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 135 |
| #445 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 10 |
| #227 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 27 |
| #284 | tiny plastic demoninja | 22 |
| #608 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #221 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 28 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #240 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 24 |
| #400 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 17 |
| #211 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 29 |
| #385 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 17 |
| #181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 74 |
| #250 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 55 |
| #233 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 59 |
| #262 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 25 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #394 | tiny plastic goth giant | 17 |
| #183 | tiny plastic grue | 70 |
| #296 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 21 |
| #152 | tiny plastic hermit | 20 |
| #185 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 76 |
| #201 | tiny plastic killer bee | 71 |
| #176 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 34 |
| #203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 66 |
| #213 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 66 |
| #443 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 15 |
| #176 | tiny plastic mosquito | 75 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #242 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 27 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #205 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 71 |
| #326 | tiny plastic scary clown | 20 |
| #499 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 9 |
| #280 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 23 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 25 |
| #337 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 19 |
| #224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 63 |
| #265 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 24 |
| #152 | tiny plastic stab bat | 88 |
| #204 | tiny plastic star starfish | 64 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #123 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 56 |
| #464 | tiny plastic taco cat | 15 |
| #279 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 22 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #187 | tiny plastic warwelf | 31 |
| #376 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 18 |
| #292 | tiny plastic zmobie | 22 |
| #238 | titanium assault umbrella | 48 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #930 | wolf mask | 4 |