| #174 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 11 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #148 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 6 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #214 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 3 |
| #290 | Boris's ring | 6 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #235 | Frosty's frosty mug | 7 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's earring | 7 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #209 | Maxing, Relaxing | 5 |
| #118 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 12 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #330 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 4 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1819 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #243 | around the world | 8 |
| #161 | bed of coals | 5 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #187 | comfy coffin | 6 |
| #111 | corncob pipe | 13 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #851 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #83 | cup of infinite pencils | 15 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #304 | extra-greasy slider | 7 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #257 | flamin' bindle | 3 |
| #80 | frayed rope belt | 15 |
| #118 | freezin' bindle | 5 |
| #151 | frigid air mattress | 5 |
| #137 | frozen banquet | 15 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #281 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 7 |
| #346 | lewd playing card | 7 |
| #107 | lucky bottlecap | 14 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #75 | panhandle panhandling hat | 18 |
| #222 | pile of gold coins | 8 |
| #35 | rusty piece of rebar | 14 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #145 | sleazy bindle | 5 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #159 | spooky bindle | 6 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #131 | stinkin' bindle | 5 |
| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #195 | vampire pearl | 2 |
| #226 | voodoo snuff | 7 |