| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #42 | boulder | 61 |
| #126 | breath mint | 33 |
| #744 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #407 | figurine of a cold seal | 14 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #78 | figurine of a stinking seal | 27 |
| #305 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #7 | flyest of shirts | 17 |
| #180 | guard turtle collar | 4 |
| #146 | guard turtle shell | 19 |
| #765 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #240 | hellseal claw | 117 |
| #192 | hellseal whisker | 117 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #272 | shiny butcherknife | 3 |
| #629 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| #409 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| #318 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 3 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #3340 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3472 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #2813 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4056 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #4049 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #3755 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4591 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #629 | sunken chest | 13 |
| #96 | tiny fly glasses | 3 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #794 | tires | 2 |
| #9 | tofu taco | 95 |
| #750 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #1081 | towel | 5 |