| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #125 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 11 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #47 | bad penguin egg | 2 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #815 | blood flower | 6 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #4350 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #266 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 23 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #309 | empty blowgun | 7 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #4 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1,330 |
| #636 | green beer | 18 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #197 | loaded serum blowgun | 20 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #131 | porquoise ring | 2 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #190 | string of blue beads | 51 |
| #189 | string of green beads | 50 |
| #164 | string of red beads | 56 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥇 | wussiness potion | 51,046 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |