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RankItemQuantity
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 62
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#125BGE merchandise order form33
#363CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)3
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1699CRIMBCO scrip5
#16Chateau Mantegna room key1
#350Crimbo wreath2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#3211Crimbuck1
#164Mr. Accessory1
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#464Uncle Romulus2
#519Zu Mannkäse Dienen3
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1125anniversary gift box4
#424antique 8-Bit Power magazine3
#458antique record album5
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1447battered Crimbo Crate2
#68bottle of Blank-Out205
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#422colorful plastic ball27
🥉control crystal1
#1124dusty Crimbo crate4
#608gingerbread house1
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#108misfit dolly1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#33paperclip1,419
#168pile of loose snow1
#242plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#430portable photocopier15
#144spectral pickle150
🥈speed limit shield1
#174spooky bark100
#330string of Crimbo lights2
#1546sturdy Crimbo crate2
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#245twinkly wad1,000
#759wad of cotton2

Wow, that's 3,040 items total!

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