| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #125 | BGE merchandise order form | 33 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #16 | Chateau Mantegna room key | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #519 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #424 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1447 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #68 | bottle of Blank-Out | 205 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #422 | colorful plastic ball | 27 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1124 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #33 | paperclip | 1,419 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #430 | portable photocopier | 15 |
| #144 | spectral pickle | 150 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #174 | spooky bark | 100 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1546 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #245 | twinkly wad | 1,000 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |