| #12 | 4-dimensional fez | 26 |
| #662 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1171 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #477 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #245 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #509 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #520 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #240 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1514 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 14 |
| #25 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 42 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #249 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #77 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 10 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #79 | Staff of the Soupbone | 2 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #741 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #761 | Wand of Nagamar | 4 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #11 | anger blaster | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #123 | asshat | 37 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #85 | banana peel | 65 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #575 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #44 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 5 |
| #35 | boxing-glove-in-a-box | 2 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #258 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #12 | doubt cannon | 3 |
| #241 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #12 | fear condenser | 3 |
| #6 | foam commodore's hat | 1 |
| #11 | foam naval trousers | 1 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #200 | gloomy black mushroom | 17 |
| #412 | gold wedding ring | 12 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #205 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #40 | halibut | 6 |
| #2200 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #605 | heart of the volcano | 11 |
| #133 | hep waders | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #71 | jive turkey leg | 48 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #33 | lint | 300 |
| #91 | makeshift crane | 4 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #44 | mysterious present | 16 |
| #200 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 8 |
| #2517 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1307 | old sweatpants | 19 |
| #18 | oyster egg balloon | 54 |
| #187 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #12 | papier-mâchuridars | 1 |
| #15 | papier-masque | 1 |
| #15 | papier-mitre | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #29 | pile of useless robot parts | 51 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #499 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #10 | pogo stick | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #521 | red class ring | 14 |
| #11 | regret hose | 3 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #549 | roll of toilet paper | 139 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #272 | shiny butcherknife | 3 |
| #361 | silver shrimp fork | 5 |
| #108 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #34 | space bar | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #1379 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1679 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #98 | spirit blanket | 4 |
| #258 | spirit gum | 1 |
| #136 | spirit sheet | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3112 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #110 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #56 | suspicious-looking fedora | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #88 | towel | 93 |
| #53 | unquiet spirits | 44 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #854 | useless powder | 68 |
| #908 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #707 | white class ring | 6 |