| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #496 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 8 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #36 | Ralph IX cognac | 5 |
| #274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #68 | breaded beer | 6 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #1415 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #415 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 4 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #206 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #84 | spice melange | 3 |
| #159 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 9 |
| #145 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 9 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #35 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 8 |
| #98 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 11 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #747 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #197 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #366 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #193 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 8 |
| #303 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 10 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 11 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #34 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 7 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #169 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 9 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #119 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |