| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #495 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 8 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #35 | Ralph IX cognac | 5 |
| #274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #68 | breaded beer | 6 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #1410 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #411 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 4 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #83 | spice melange | 3 |
| #158 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 9 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 9 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #35 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 8 |
| #96 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 11 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #196 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #121 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #103 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 4 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #191 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 8 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #123 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 10 |
| #101 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 11 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #34 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 7 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #168 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 9 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #118 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |