| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #178 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #107 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #111 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 5 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #760 | CRIMBCO scrip | 150 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1858 | Crimbuck | 64 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #525 | Go-Wassail | 30 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #452 | Schrödinger's thermos | 30 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #279 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #184 | antique record album | 15 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #807 | barrrnacle | 15 |
| #249 | battered Crimbo Crate | 50 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #2335 | candy cane | 9 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #424 | dollhive | 20 |
| #159 | dusty Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #22 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #545 | fudgecule | 1,321 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #17 | government booze shipment | 9 |
| #21 | government candy shipment | 8 |
| #10 | government food shipment | 12 |
| #241 | green gummi ingot | 142 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #302 | jerky coins | 70 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #32 | medium slimy cyst | 10 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #24 | power seed | 1 |
| #144 | quantum taco | 222 |
| #242 | red gummi ingot | 142 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1802 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2129 | stuffed mink | 10 |
| #2660 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2549 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2465 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #1918 | stuffed treasure chest | 9 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #329 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #164 | tiny slimy cyst | 6 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #99 | waterlogged crate | 2 |
| #234 | yellow gummi ingot | 144 |