| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #690 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #178 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #107 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #111 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 5 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #760 | CRIMBCO scrip | 150 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1859 | Crimbuck | 64 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #528 | Go-Wassail | 30 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #453 | Schrödinger's thermos | 30 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #1567 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #281 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #184 | antique record album | 15 |
| #1322 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #808 | barrrnacle | 15 |
| #249 | battered Crimbo Crate | 50 |
| #28 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #2338 | candy cane | 9 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2398 | candy stake | 3 |
| #425 | dollhive | 20 |
| #160 | dusty Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #23 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #548 | fudgecule | 1,321 |
| #1463 | gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #790 | gingerbread horror | 8 |
| #17 | government booze shipment | 9 |
| #21 | government candy shipment | 8 |
| #10 | government food shipment | 12 |
| #243 | green gummi ingot | 142 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #304 | jerky coins | 70 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #32 | medium slimy cyst | 10 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #25 | power seed | 1 |
| #145 | quantum taco | 222 |
| #243 | red gummi ingot | 142 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #26 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1330 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2558 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #7819 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7024 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7875 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1808 | stuffed key | 11 |
| #1964 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #2132 | stuffed mink | 10 |
| #2670 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #6373 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7773 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2553 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2471 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #1919 | stuffed treasure chest | 9 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #329 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2036 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2897 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2243 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #3967 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2688 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3343 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6182 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #1724 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #164 | tiny slimy cyst | 6 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #100 | waterlogged crate | 2 |
| #235 | yellow gummi ingot | 144 |