CaptainLoud

RankItemQuantity
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#789Argarggagarg's fang2
#690Bulky Buddy Box4
#177CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)5
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#106CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)5
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#110CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)5
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#101CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)5
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#101CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)5
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#2098CRIMBCO mug1
#759CRIMBCO scrip150
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1859Crimbuck64
#287DNOTC Box1
#16Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#528Go-Wassail30
#439Retenez L'Herbe Paté5
#453Schrödinger's thermos30
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#22Uncle Romulus (used)1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#281antique 8-Bit Power magazine5
#184antique record album15
#1324baby killer bee3
#502bag of bones1
#808barrrnacle15
#249battered Crimbo Crate50
#28box o' ghosts1
#7452box of sunshine1
#625broken sword1
#2337candy cane9
#1063candy kneecapping stick3
#2397candy stake3
#425dollhive20
#160dusty Crimbo crate50
#23emotion chip1
#548fudgecule1,321
#1463gingerbread bugbear11
#790gingerbread horror8
#17government booze shipment9
#21government candy shipment8
#10government food shipment12
#243green gummi ingot142
#374halfberd1
#179huge pumpkin1
#304jerky coins70
#193lump of Saccharine Maple sap1
#32medium slimy cyst10
#1558pack of KWE trading card1
#25power seed1
#145quantum taco222
#243red gummi ingot142
#2414sandwich of the gods1
#26shortest-order cook1
🥉spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip1
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1332stray chihuahua1
#2558stuffed Baron von Ratsworth5
#7820stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#8943stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#2653stuffed Meat4
#7776stuffed angry cow2
#7878stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#6849stuffed cocoabo3
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#7882stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#7026stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#953stuffed ghuol whelp1
#7876stuffed hand turkey2
#1808stuffed key11
#1966stuffed martini1
#7826stuffed mind flayer2
#2132stuffed mink10
#2670stuffed monocle4
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#142stuffed porpoise1
#8941stuffed scary death orb1
#2711stuffed shoulder parrot5
#6374stuffed sleazy gravy fairy4
#5606stuffed snowy owl5
#8884stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#2555stuffed teddy butler5
#2472stuffed tin of caviar6
#1920stuffed treasure chest9
#8893stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#329sturdy Crimbo crate50
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2177tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf3
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#2195tiny plastic Black Knight3
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#3994tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1511tiny plastic Crimbo elf6
#2306tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#2805tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser2
#1738tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester4
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#1472tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl5
#2181tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3860tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#2744tiny plastic Spunky Princess2
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3065tiny plastic The Man1
#2829tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#2858tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#2036tiny plastic angry goat9
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3974tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#2136tiny plastic astronomer3
#2898tiny plastic baby gravy fairy6
#3938tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4477tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#2243tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball8
#2794tiny plastic blooper2
#2766tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#3968tiny plastic cocoabo4
#3299tiny plastic coffee pixie5
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2150tiny plastic cubist bull3
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#2689tiny plastic disco bandit2
#2800tiny plastic drunk goat2
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1790tiny plastic fluffy bunny4
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3988tiny plastic fuzzy dice4
#3965tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick4
#3344tiny plastic ghuol whelp5
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#1764tiny plastic goth giant4
#2483tiny plastic grue7
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#1833tiny plastic hermit3
#3307tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#4796tiny plastic killer bee3
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#4877tiny plastic leprechaun3
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#1238tiny plastic lobsterfrogman6
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#2154tiny plastic ninja snowman3
#2859tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime6
#1813tiny plastic sauceror3
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#2171tiny plastic senile lihc3
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#4010tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton4
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#3949tiny plastic stab bat4
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#1653tiny plastic sweet nutcracker5
#3858tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2752tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#2122tiny plastic warwelf3
#1725tiny plastic whitesnake4
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#164tiny slimy cyst6
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#100waterlogged crate2
#235yellow gummi ingot144

Wow, that's 3,006 items total!

what items are this player missing?