| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #342 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 22 |
| #155 | Heimandatz's heart | 9 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #48 | Jocko Homo's head | 18 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #437 | NPZR chemistry set | 5 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #102 | Safari Jack's moustache | 11 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #96 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 15 |
| #141 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 20 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #335 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #93 | Yakisoba's hat | 11 |
| #191 | obsidian dagger | 67 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #352 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 102 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #488 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 84 |
| #367 | stuffed angry cow | 102 |
| #396 | stuffed astral badger | 100 |
| #389 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 102 |
| #396 | stuffed cocoabo | 97 |
| #580 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 77 |
| #367 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 104 |
| #442 | stuffed hand turkey | 92 |
| #407 | stuffed mind flayer | 99 |
| #364 | stuffed scary death orb | 105 |
| #338 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 109 |
| #324 | stuffed snowy owl | 108 |
| #442 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 94 |
| #365 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 102 |
| #455 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 91 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |