| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #347 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #249 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 22 |
| #156 | Heimandatz's heart | 9 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #48 | Jocko Homo's head | 18 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #437 | NPZR chemistry set | 5 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #103 | Safari Jack's moustache | 11 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #96 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 15 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 20 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #335 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
| #549 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1432 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #94 | Yakisoba's hat | 11 |
| #191 | obsidian dagger | 67 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #358 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 102 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #492 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 84 |
| #373 | stuffed angry cow | 102 |
| #401 | stuffed astral badger | 100 |
| #398 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 102 |
| #400 | stuffed cocoabo | 97 |
| #583 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 77 |
| #375 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 104 |
| #449 | stuffed hand turkey | 92 |
| #413 | stuffed mind flayer | 99 |
| #370 | stuffed scary death orb | 105 |
| #346 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 109 |
| #326 | stuffed snowy owl | 108 |
| #443 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 94 |
| #371 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 102 |
| #455 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 91 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #355 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |