| #39 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #71 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #326 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #90 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #149 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 6 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #45 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 2 |
| #88 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #76 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #358 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #115 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| #147 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #110 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 2 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #109 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #387 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 13 |
| #9 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 19 |
| #50 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #41 | Swedish coffee | 2 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 17 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 70 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #29 | Twelve Night Energy | 37 |
| #55 | baby chest mimic | 2 |
| #1205 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #225 | blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #5 | book of facts | 12 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #174 | bowling ball | 3 |
| #50 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #77 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #78 | candied lime | 1 |
| #54 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #32 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #74 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #77 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #106 | gingerbread nylons | 2 |
| #92 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #96 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #990 | grue egg | 27 |
| #97 | hot wine | 1 |
| #47 | in-the-box spring shoes | 2 |
| #90 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #100 | peppermint tack | 2 |
| #18 | pet anchor | 12 |
| #502 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #402 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 2 |
| #391 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 2 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #378 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| 🥉 | punching mirror | 8 |
| #102 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #42 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #89 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 2 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| 🥇 | solid shifting time weirdness | 76 |
| #809 | squirming egg sac | 4 |
| #22 | stuffed kraken | 8 |
| #111 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #51 | void burger | 13 |
| #117 | warbear gyro | 2 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #60 | whalecake | 1 |
| #114 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #45 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 2 |
| #53 | wriggling severed nose | 3 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |