| #41 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 6 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 6 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #18 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 4 |
| #9 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 9 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #15 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 9 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #31 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 3 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #325 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #99 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 2 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #386 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 13 |
| #10 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 19 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #39 | Swedish coffee | 2 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 17 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #357 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 70 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #26 | Twelve Night Energy | 37 |
| #57 | baby chest mimic | 2 |
| #1204 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #225 | blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| 🥉 | book of facts | 14 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #170 | bowling ball | 3 |
| #79 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #31 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 1 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #100 | gingerbread nylons | 2 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #986 | grue egg | 27 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #46 | in-the-box spring shoes | 2 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #97 | peppermint tack | 2 |
| #19 | pet anchor | 12 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #403 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 2 |
| #391 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 2 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #512 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #4 | punching mirror | 8 |
| #101 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #85 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 2 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| 🥇 | solid shifting time weirdness | 76 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #810 | squirming egg sac | 4 |
| #22 | stuffed kraken | 8 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #52 | void burger | 13 |
| #118 | warbear gyro | 2 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #50 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 2 |
| #53 | wriggling severed nose | 3 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |