#71 | 1.21 jigawatts | 2 |
#25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
#955 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
#751 | Cloaca-Cola | 30 |
#375 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
#532 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
#484 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
#274 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 10 |
#488 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
#147 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 5 |
#91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
#36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
#12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
#9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
#98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
#11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
#2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
#313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
#8 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 199 |
#880 | Dyspepsi grenade | 10 |
#1105 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 30 |
#312 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 10 |
#512 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 5 |
#519 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
#284 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 10 |
#449 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
#132 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 5 |
#23 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 3 |
#34 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 2 |
#45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
#296 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 4 |
#44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
#64 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 99 |
#147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
#78 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 118 |
#44 | March hat | 1 |
#10 | Mayflower bouquet | 3 |
#19 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 2 |
#403 | Meat detector | 1 |
#40 | Mr. Balloon | 3 |
#23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
#2030 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 9 |
🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
#266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
#5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
#5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
#282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
#2165 | Rock Pops | 7 |
#859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
#738 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 47 |
#851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
#69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
#158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
#50 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 2 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
#200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
#118 | Valentine | 500 |
#27 | Valentine's Day cake | 11 |
#80 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 512 |
#139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
#728 | Yummy Tummy bean | 261 |
#418 | acoustic guitarrr | 8 |
#314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
#29 | arrow'd heart balloon | 12 |
#33 | arrrgyle socks | 151 |
#89 | aspirin | 8 |
#136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
#7431 | badass belt | 1 |
#429 | balaclava | 1 |
#1160 | ball | 4 |
#728 | barrrnacle | 18 |
#393 | blood flower | 20 |
#2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
#604 | blue snowcone | 5 |
#1387 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
#680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
#115 | bottle of rum | 1,000 |
#852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
#72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
#94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
#276 | bow | 2 |
#39 | bow staff | 2 |
#38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
#43 | bowler | 2 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
#1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
#839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
#42 | can of fake snow | 6 |
#1038 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
#2358 | candied yams | 2 |
#3284 | candy cane | 4 |
#227 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 26 |
#61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
#52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
#35 | colored-light "necklace" | 7 |
#26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
#95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
#140 | crowbarrr | 17 |
#648 | daisy | 2 |
#58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
#25 | diamond-studded cane | 771 |
#889 | doll house | 4 |
#426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
#5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
#134 | eggnog | 135 |
#129 | empty blowgun | 20 |
#9 | enchanted eyepatch | 839 |
#70 | exotic orchid | 3 |
🥈 | eyepatch | 68,607 |
#633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
#321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
#148 | freezerburned ice cube | 2 |
#527 | fruitcake | 42 |
#549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
#153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
#148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
#202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
#419 | green balloon | 5 |
#24 | green beer | 539 |
#742 | green snowcone | 2 |
#2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
#346 | heart-shaped balloon | 23 |
#2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
#110 | hovering sombrero | 4 |
#10 | ice baby | 1 |
#272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
#135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
#1258 | kite | 4 |
#1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
#91 | leotarrrd | 28 |
#414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
#124 | loaded serum blowgun | 30 |
#179 | lovecat tail | 5 |
#424 | marionette | 4 |
#2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
#199 | menorette | 1 |
#69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
#27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
#240 | mugcake | 12 |
#33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
#1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
#6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
#583 | orange snowcone | 9 |
#26 | oyster basket | 1,000 |
#682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
#1429 | pet rock | 4 |
#54 | petrified time | 6 |
#212 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
#421 | pile of candy | 17 |
#24 | pilgrim shield | 2 |
#150 | pirate pelvis | 24 |
#588 | pixellated candy heart | 20 |
#751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
#34 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 2 |
#441 | potted cactus | 4 |
#450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
#534 | pretty flower | 154 |
#359 | puce paisley oyster egg | 7 |
#1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
#623 | purple snowcone | 7 |
#105 | questionable taco | 5 |
#586 | radio button candy | 1 |
#530 | rag doll | 4 |
#103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
#160 | red balloon | 2 |
#845 | red snowcone | 1 |
#153 | rhesus monkey | 5 |
#10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
#274 | safarrri hat | 7 |
#853 | salty dog | 1 |
#18 | severed rocking horse head | 20 |
#509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
#1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
#13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#588 | sock monkey | 4 |
#66 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 2,279 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#295 | spectral pickle | 50 |
#1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
#465 | string of blue beads | 25 |
#649 | string of green beads | 19 |
#650 | string of red beads | 18 |
#167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
#651 | stuffed dodecapede | 4 |
#1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
#153 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 11 |
#83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#407 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 52 |
#246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
#76 | stuffed yeti | 2 |
#424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
#1034 | stuffing | 8 |
#34 | sunken chest | 962 |
#592 | supportive bra | 1 |
#4 | swashbuckling pants | 10,724 |
#918 | teddy bear | 6 |
#92 | teddy bear sewing kit | 5 |
#439 | ten-leaf clover | 29 |
#601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
#147 | thought balloon | 1 |
#6 | time helmet | 3 |
#6 | time sword | 5 |
#13 | time trousers | 2 |
#103 | tiny house | 2,618 |
#71 | tiny makeup kit | 2 |
#225 | tiny maracas | 4 |
#96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
#42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
#8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
#4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
#1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
#2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
#50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
#49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
#2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
#4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
#8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
#8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
#1209 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
#4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
#8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
#8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
#8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
#4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
#8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
#8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
#8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
#8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
#4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
#8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
#8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
#8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
#8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
#8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
#4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
#8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
#4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
#4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
#474 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 33 |
#8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
#8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
#2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
#4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
#1372 | toast | 311 |
#922 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
#931 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
#1062 | top | 4 |
#517 | toy soldier | 3 |
#522 | toy train | 4 |
#37 | tree skirt | 6 |
🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
#1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
#460 | valuable trinket | 180 |
#32 | wang | 300 |
#23 | wax lips | 1 |
#630 | white balloon | 2 |
#70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
#326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
#227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
#1886 | yo-yo | 3 |
#42 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 2 |
#472 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |