| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #6 | Elfin shortbread | 1,337 |
| #464 | Ent cider | 14 |
| #82 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 196 |
| #53 | Gummi-Gnauga | 105 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1205 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #570 | Now and Earlier | 3 |
| #2282 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #8 | Spooky Temple map | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #1819 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #1168 | Time Juice | 4 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1012 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 4 |
| #307 | anticheese | 22 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1293 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #759 | ball | 8 |
| #85 | bejeweled accordion strap | 3 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #793 | bloody beer | 3 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1363 | brick | 15 |
| #752 | broken skull | 10 |
| #369 | burst hellseal brain | 12 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #210 | candy brain | 19 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #524 | carob chunk cookies | 2 |
| #50 | carob chunks | 233 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #913 | clown hammer | 23 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #62 | decorative fountain | 203 |
| #1254 | defective skull | 4 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #737 | dill | 48 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #923 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 22 |
| #990 | fake fake vomit | 23 |
| #176 | false eyelashes | 3 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #64 | filthy corduroys | 196 |
| #58 | filthy knitted dread sack | 208 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #563 | ghost cucumber | 80 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #476 | handsomeness potion | 2 |
| #118 | hemp string | 207 |
| #961 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1028 | jazz soap | 18 |
| #985 | joybuzzer | 21 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #755 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 6 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #974 | loose teeth | 13 |
| #986 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 20 |
| #724 | magical ice cubes | 15 |
| #475 | mariachi G-string | 4 |
| #1130 | mariachi pants | 2 |
| #1071 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #33 | necklace chain | 210 |
| #847 | orange | 2 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #535 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #155 | patchouli incense stick | 195 |
| #998 | pet rock | 7 |
| #1080 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 11 |
| #887 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 27 |
| #62 | phat turquoise bead | 142 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #45 | piercing post | 187 |
| #711 | pile of candy | 6 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #564 | prosthetic forehead | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1057 | rubber emo roe | 20 |
| #259 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping snowy owl | 7 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #13 | spooky sapling | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #154 | tambourine bells | 57 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 146 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 21 |
| #91 | tiny plastic angry goat | 145 |
| #87 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 136 |
| #99 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 134 |
| #121 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 22 |
| #76 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 167 |
| #93 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 141 |
| #439 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 35 |
| #120 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 27 |
| #614 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 27 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 113 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 130 |
| #94 | tiny plastic grue | 136 |
| #117 | tiny plastic hermit | 25 |
| #92 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 151 |
| #108 | tiny plastic killer bee | 121 |
| #86 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 150 |
| #96 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 128 |
| #89 | tiny plastic mosquito | 146 |
| #160 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 20 |
| #83 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 158 |
| #139 | tiny plastic sauceror | 22 |
| #250 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 15 |
| #88 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 140 |
| #88 | tiny plastic stab bat | 139 |
| #69 | tiny plastic star starfish | 160 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #167 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 21 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #865 | vinegar | 32 |
| #36 | wang | 260 |
| #449 | white chocolate chip cookies | 5 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #691 | white sword | 2 |
| #928 | whoopie cushion | 28 |
| #1219 | wind-up chattering teeth | 14 |
| #74 | windchimes | 214 |
| #309 | wooden stakes | 9 |
| #930 | wussiness potion | 2 |
| #1096 | yellow snowcone | 21 |
| #191 | zombie pineal gland | 22 |