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| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #294 | balaclava | 2 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #493 | poutine | 5 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |