Cow of Lost Light

RankItemQuantity
#1567Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air2
#177Crimbojito1
#671Hodgman's blanket1
#147Knob stuffed shells10
#212Ralph IX cognac1
#438Retenez L'Herbe Paté5
#680anniversary balloon1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#85bätzle30
#2044ball1
#1914bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1067bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
🥈blue ribbon1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#387bottle of single-barrel whiskey3
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#358bunch of bananas11
#1436can of Binarrrca3
#1464can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce5
#1963candied yams3
#2110chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1640doll house1
#1477duck-on-a-string1
#746extra-greasy slider1
#291felt28
#89flaming mushroom wine5
#168flat mushroom wine1
#88forbidden sausage3
#520frozen banquet3
#938gingerbread mutant bugbear5
#170gloomy mushroom wine4
#401googly eye34
🥈green traffic cone1
#1742herbal stuffing3
#109icy mushroom wine3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#700jar of fermented pickle juice1
#405jar of squeeze2
#1114kite5
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#426lavender plastic oyster egg9
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#297length of string40
#1087marionette1
#255mauve paisley oyster egg11
#2253mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#925off-white plastic oyster egg5
#902off-white polka-dot oyster egg3
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#2716pet rock1
#332phish stick3
#1433portable corkscrew1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#211puce striped oyster egg11
#1303rag doll1
#133ratini10
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#111sea avocado2
#114sea cucumber2
#1809skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1098sleeping snowy owl1
#1348sock monkey1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#206spectral pickle93
#3327spooky eggnog1
#3200stuffed doppelshifter1
#259stuffing34
#391tasty tart3
#2033teddy bear1
#584tin cup of mulligan stew1
#2217tiny plastic Cheshire bat8
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#3305tiny plastic angry goat5
#2011tiny plastic baby gravy fairy9
#2875tiny plastic barrrnacle6
#3949tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#1816tiny plastic cocoabo10
#2186tiny plastic coffee pixie8
#2690tiny plastic disco bandit2
#2851tiny plastic fuzzy dice6
#2525tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick7
#2882tiny plastic ghuol whelp6
#2487tiny plastic grue7
#2708tiny plastic hermit2
#2258tiny plastic howling balloon monkey8
#1619tiny plastic killer bee11
#4881tiny plastic leprechaun3
#2015tiny plastic levitating potato9
#2831tiny plastic mosquito6
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1832tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime10
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#2564tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton7
#3309tiny plastic stab bat5
#2843tiny plastic star starfish6
#1417tiny plastic sweet nutcracker6
#2660tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#1403tofurkey gravy5
#1884tofurkey leg3
#1868tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#2070top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#316toy wheel30
#242tree-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#131wooden block22
#1045wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1329yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#2366yo-yo1
#1018zombie pineal gland4

Wow, that's 693 items total!

what items are this player missing?