| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #180 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #833 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 32 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #374 | NG | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #31 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 3 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1848 | badass belt | 29 |
| #1217 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #294 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #602 | obsidian dagger | 30 |
| #1285 | old sweatpants | 20 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #111 | possibility potion | 1 |
| #676 | pretty flower | 81 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #444 | pygmy pygment | 1 |
| #272 | raisin | 1 |
| #447 | roll of toilet paper | 197 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #744 | spectre scepter | 44 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #148 | tangle of rat tails | 1 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |