| #834 | Amulet of Yendor | 15 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #694 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #259 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 26 |
| #269 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 13 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #816 | bag of airline peanuts | 32 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #1190 | brick | 21 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #488 | clown hammer | 57 |
| #804 | defective skull | 19 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #842 | encoder ring | 8 |
| #639 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 42 |
| #713 | fake fake vomit | 41 |
| #613 | fake hand | 44 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #160 | green balloon | 97 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #757 | jazz soap | 34 |
| #148 | jewelry-making pliers | 3 |
| #627 | joybuzzer | 46 |
| #624 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 46 |
| #131 | magical mystery juice | 222 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #732 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 28 |
| #627 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 46 |
| #159 | potted cactus | 100 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #591 | rubber emo roe | 54 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #219 | stuffed can of asparagus | 89 |
| #115 | stuffed dodecapede | 100 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #1312 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 15 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7018 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #590 | whoopie cushion | 52 |
| #766 | wind-up chattering teeth | 37 |
| #342 | worthless gewgaw | 13 |
| #403 | worthless knick-knack | 14 |
| #442 | worthless trinket | 6 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #811 | x-ray specs | 16 |
| #629 | yellow snowcone | 52 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |