| #206 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 32 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #180 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,200 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #118 | Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2380 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #189 | battered Crimbo Crate | 70 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #668 | dusty Crimbo crate | 15 |
| #1052 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #656 | elven suicide capsule | 26 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1057 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1156 | penguin focaccia bread | 16 |
| #137 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #118 | string of Crimbo lights | 5 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #178 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 110 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |