| #206 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 32 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #180 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,200 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #118 | Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #189 | battered Crimbo Crate | 70 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #668 | dusty Crimbo crate | 15 |
| #1051 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #654 | elven suicide capsule | 26 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1156 | penguin focaccia bread | 16 |
| #137 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #118 | string of Crimbo lights | 5 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #178 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 110 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |