| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #187 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 6 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #236 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 6 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #37 | Driplet | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard MPC | 3,221 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #52 | Golden Light | 1 |
| #454 | Goodfella contract | 46 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #59 | Lolsipop | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #47 | Neverending Party guest pass | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #82 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 13 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #234 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #378 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #524 | donated candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | drippy shield | 1 |
| #1926 | duct tape | 3 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #638 | empty agua de vida bottle | 163 |
| #2228 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #449 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #19 | frost-rimed seal hide | 32 |
| #8 | fustulent seal grulch | 97 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #661 | fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #52 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1071 | hobo nickel | 18 |
| #236 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #84 | jar of swamp honey | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #704 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #72 | old sweatpants | 908 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #99 | psychoanalytic jar | 1 |
| #126 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #70 | seal-blubber candle | 76 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1955 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #554 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #1354 | useless powder | 13 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |