| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #74 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #19 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 5 |
| #44 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #306 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 20 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #550 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| #708 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 4 |
| #257 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #66 | Lars the Cyberian | 5 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #138 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 17 |
| #398 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #267 | The Joy of Wassailing | 13 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #314 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #278 | antique record album | 10 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #123 | brass gear | 28 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #338 | dense meat stack | 540 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #206 | fossilized bat skull | 3 |
| #325 | fossilized limb | 27 |
| #106 | fossilized serpent skull | 9 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #356 | fossilized spike | 11 |
| #212 | fossilized spine | 9 |
| #188 | fossilized torso | 33 |
| #627 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #225 | fossilized wyrm skull | 3 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #78 | hideous egg | 24 |
| #213 | hobo nickel | 1,342 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |